Thursday, September 23, 2010

How Fergie And I Are Different

Fergie: A woman
Scott: A man

Fergie: Four top five singles
Scott: Zero top five singles (yet)

Fergie: Okay Calves
Scott: Great calves

Fergie: “Where is the love?”
Scott: “Where’s my fucking hamburger?”

Fergie: So three-thousand and eight
Scott: So two-thousand and late

Fergie: Married Josh Duhamel
Scott: Proposed to Josh Duhamel, but was turned down

Fergie: Has a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night
Scott: Has a feeling tonight will be mediocre at best

Fergie: No wiener
Scott: Wiener

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