Wild Animals & Other Potential Threats

   Wolves

 

“Were you raised by wolves?” Marcia asked sharply, and the child wondered what had tipped her off. Could it have been that he was behaving like a wild animal? Had he unwittingly taken up the practice of walking around on all fours? Or was it all those claw wounds?

Spain

The bullfighter stepped to the center of the ring. He peered into the crowd and saw his lady love waving down at him. Her eyes were occupied at once by fear and love. The bullfighter was enraptured by her beauty, her piercing green eyes and her bodacious cans. He put one hand to his mouth and blew her a kiss--and then, “Hey, who put this horn in my side?”

B&E

My boss, Mr. Banks was pretty upset that I had taken his lunch from the refrigerator. “And another thing,” he yelled, “How’d you get into my house?”